Google sent us cupcakes today because its Friday. I’m not trying to brag because really, it’s a fucking cupcake but I’m just saying. They got monkey for cupcakes but not for salaries? Douchebaggery.
And this is weird for me to say because I generally don’t care about people or their jobs. And I don’t even like the reps because they are way too happy and chirpy and people like this make me uncomfortable. Anyways. That’s all.
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Our monkeys are trained for 3 months before we make them bake cupcakes for you.
i dont remember ever getting cupcakes on fridays, google is hating…
douchebaggery indeed
yay, you’ve made it!!!! it seems that google knows about you and even took the time to comment.
this is awesome. we should celebrate.