me: i dont like this cold. i feel like it shouldnt be this cold.
val: well, its february. and february is a historically cold month. just do what I do, divide by 10.
me: i dont get it.
me: ten months divided by 5 – so it will be warm in may.
me: but we have 12 months.
val: oh, whatever. 10 always works for me.
Me: Val! You dominate chickisms.
Val: I know. You told me I’m you’re muse for anger.
Me: No. It’s about stupid things girls say. You’re all over the place. And I’m kinda mean.
***Meet the Muses***
Val: It says we have to go to Westbury. Should I go East?
Val: I remember when I used to play with Barbies. I used to cut their hair off.
Charlene: Yeah, I used to bite their hands and feet off.
Charlene: What? Didn’t everyone?
Val: Why can’t we put multiple cards down? This is bullshit.
Michele: This isn’t bullshit, Valery. This is Uno.
Me: I have to go wash this filth off of me.
Raquel: You’ll still be filth.