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madonna makes friends with photoshop

Like most people, I derive joy from other people’s misery. And so what? Is it really so wrong to build my self esteem on the backs of before pictures? It’s better than talking shit about people, eh?

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flaws and all

Val sent this to me and now I’m obsessed. I think it’s a beautiful song and quite accurate. And then Vinny sent me an article about Jay-Z and this is what he said…

“I don’t think there is such thing as a perfect relationship. It is unrealistic and hoping for too much. I don’t think it is worth all that pressure. We also have our struggles and problems.” via.

I really wonder what they could possibly argue about?

Beyonce: Hey jerk! You moved my Grammy to make room for your AMA? How rude?!
Jay-Z: Well stop putting your Grammy everywhere. Just because you have more than any other female doesn’t mean you have to put them everywhere!
Beyonce:It matches the couch in this room and I WANT IT HERE.

Jay’s phone rings.

Beyonce: Who is that? Rihanna again?
Jay-Z: It’s Kanye.
Beyonce: Uh-huh. How convenient for you. I’ll fucking kill you motherfucker.
Jay-Z:Ohhhh. I’m soooo scared.

Beyonce lunges at Jay-Z with her Grammy.

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when i grow up…

When I was working at The Og, we had to go to a lot of lunches with publishers. One day we went to lunch with some folks from Business.com and it was really one of the most annoying experiences of my life. Sales people are really annoying and animated and at the time, I wasn’t. Anyways, on the way back to the office, I was talking with one of my co-workers. The topic of happiness came up and I noted that I didn’t know too many happy people. So this girl was like, “well maybe you need new friends.” I was offended because I like my friends, happy or not. So I get defensive and I’m like “well maybe you need to grow the fuck up you stupid stuttering bitch.” I didn’t really say that but I wanted to.

Happiness isn’t the easiest thing to come by, especially when adult problems get in the way. But sometimes, it’s important to realize that life is short and not everything is a big deal. Unless it’s my problem, in which case it’s always a big deal. I can’t always practice what I preach.

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sad jay-z | happy jay-z

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when i grow up…

I was an English major and according to this chart, I am worthless. I can live with that.

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