Val sent this to me and now I’m obsessed. I think it’s a beautiful song and quite accurate. And then Vinny sent me an article about Jay-Z and this is what he said…
“I don’t think there is such thing as a perfect relationship. It is unrealistic and hoping for too much. I don’t think it is worth all that pressure. We also have our struggles and problems.” via.
I really wonder what they could possibly argue about?
Beyonce: Hey jerk! You moved my Grammy to make room for your AMA? How rude?!
Jay-Z: Well stop putting your Grammy everywhere. Just because you have more than any other female doesn’t mean you have to put them everywhere!
Beyonce:It matches the couch in this room and I WANT IT HERE.
Jay’s phone rings.
Beyonce: Who is that? Rihanna again?
Jay-Z: It’s Kanye.
Beyonce: Uh-huh. How convenient for you. I’ll fucking kill you motherfucker.
Jay-Z:Ohhhh. I’m soooo scared.
Beyonce lunges at Jay-Z with her Grammy.
Fade to Black