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flaws and all

Val sent this to me and now I’m obsessed. I think it’s a beautiful song and quite accurate. And then Vinny sent me an article about Jay-Z and this is what he said…

“I don’t think there is such thing as a perfect relationship. It is unrealistic and hoping for too much. I don’t think it is worth all that pressure. We also have our struggles and problems.” via.

I really wonder what they could possibly argue about?

Beyonce: Hey jerk! You moved my Grammy to make room for your AMA? How rude?!
Jay-Z: Well stop putting your Grammy everywhere. Just because you have more than any other female doesn’t mean you have to put them everywhere!
Beyonce:It matches the couch in this room and I WANT IT HERE.

Jay’s phone rings.

Beyonce: Who is that? Rihanna again?
Jay-Z: It’s Kanye.
Beyonce: Uh-huh. How convenient for you. I’ll fucking kill you motherfucker.
Jay-Z:Ohhhh. I’m soooo scared.

Beyonce lunges at Jay-Z with her Grammy.

Fade to Black

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the ipad is great

Steve Jobs has taken to speaking like Katie Holmes, using simple adjectives to describe the iPad.

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matt damon ruins my life

Matt Damon won’t be returning to the Bourne franchise, saying he wants “a simple little human story. Something like Good Will Hunting or soething that’s smaller like that.” The fourth film will be a prequel, starring someone new.

Wahhh. I don’t want to work out and look hot while driving really fast cars. Wahhh I don’t want to make my fans happy. Ugh. I hate when these actors don’t feel a sense of responsibility to me, like my needs don’t matter. If I wanted to feel like that, I’d move back in with my mother.

Source: Gawker

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sad jay-z | happy jay-z

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when i grow up…

I was an English major and according to this chart, I am worthless. I can live with that.

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kate moss is skinny

I was reading People.com when I stumbled upon this quote from Kate Moss

“Nothing tastes as good as skinny feels.”

I immediately fell in love with it but I just couldn’t help but think that what she really meant to say was that “nothing tastes as good as coke off a dirty toilet” Agreed and Agreed.

I think this is the quote that will finally inspire me to quit drinking soda and eating loafs of bread when Vinny is at work.

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flash | back

pogs

Pogs!

Yeah, I used to play with them. I don’t remember what exactly that entailed but I guess it was fun enough to spend my allowance on. Memories….

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