^ last summer. not quite there.
I have recently taken up laundry in an effort to get abs of steel. While I have not achieved my goal just yet, I do see the formation of lines. Excitement.
If you would like abs of steel, simply follow these simple instructions.
1) When transferring clothing from teleshka or hamper bag, randomly drop articles of clothing on the floor.*
2) Pick up said random articles. Do not bend your knees and suck your stomach in.
I look forward to my new physique and can’t wait to move on to lunges.
*Dropping of clothes must be done accidentally as doing it on purpose would make you a retard.