Sean Avery will be returning to The Rangers. Excitement!
Now, I only watch when I’m around people who watch (happy now?) but I just love him and am happy he has returned home. In case you didn’t know, he was suspended from someotherteamwedontgiveashitabout for talking trash about his whore of an ex, Elisha Cuthbert.
“I am really happy to be back in Calgary, I love Canada,” Avery, a one-time Vogue intern, said. “I just want to comment on how it’s become like a common thing in the NHL for guys to fall in love with my sloppy seconds. I don’t know what that’s about. Enjoy the game tonight.”
He is obviously torn up on the inside and just needs a hug. Someone to understand him and his pain. I’m glad New York does.
Sorry, Val. First Rihanna and Chris and now this. It must be tough being pure in an unpure world.