bye | bye | nicky

nicky

You see that crazy banana? Yeah, that’s Nicky. That dude Nicky from BK. Or should I say, that dude Nicky from West Fucking Palm whothefuckcares Beach, Florida. You see, Nicky is moving down South to “better his life” or some shit like this. Live in a house with a pool and a palm tree. I, for one, didn’t even know he could swim without sinking. But whatever. It’s his life. If he wants to have a job and be productive, that’s his business. But I know for sure that everyone hopes he fails miserably and comes back soon. And by that I mean everyone hopes he fails miserably and comes back soon. The crazy fruit salad is not complete without a banana.

And in case you’re wondering if I’ll clean your house, the answer is no. But I’ll gladly walk around in this getup and maybe, like, pick stuff up while you videotape.

bananagrape

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One response to “bye | bye | nicky

  1. daniel

    Those bunch of grapes should be locked away in the creepitorium.

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