I oftentimes have the privilege of having friends that are douche bags.
dude: we gotta hang out. In Brooklyn. But not your part of Brooklyn. My part.
Me: or we can hang out in my part.
dude: what?? My part is the only bk.
me: where is that again? And you’re from jersey. You don’t have a part.
dude: u suck.
Me: I win!