PETA is stupid

With Groundhogs day quickly approaching, the folks at PETA are scrambling to save weatherman Punxsutawney Phil (^). Instead of Phil breaking the news of a longer winter, PETA suggests a robot be used. Gemma Vaughn, an Animals in Entertainment Specialist wrote

“Make the compassionate decision to use an animatronic Phil and retire the live groundhogs who are used for Groundhog Day activities to a sanctuary. Tradition is no excuse for cruelty.”

Bill Deeley, president of the Club, thinks this bitch is crazy and had this to say….

“Phil is probably treated better than the average child in Pennsylvania. He’s got air conditioning in the summer, his pen is heated in winter … He has everything but a TV in there. What more do you want?”

I’m all for animal rights but PETA usually goes overboard. So overboard that their message is lost in the crazy. Me thinks everyone there needs a higher dose of the medication called “reality.”

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goodbye | friend :(

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awww | kittens

turtle | rape

Clearly the she-turtle is not having fun because if she were, she would be making the same sexy time noises as her male counterpart. But on the other hand, I don’t get why the he-turtle wants to bang her so much. She just sits there. No noises, no hip gyrating, no nothing. I’m thinking this was the first and last time these two got together. She will text him, he will say he didn’t receive it and you know how the story goes.

monkey | business

cute | stuff

This pretty much sums up all relationships. At least all of mine.

petting | zoo

Where: Argentina

I want to go.

More here.

zoo | mom

we are all animals. and…

i am offended by this woman’s haircut. and…

that’s a lemur in case you’re wondering.

More animals here.

foxy | lady

Have I already mentioned that I love animals? More than people? And wish I were smart enough to go to a work-with-animals type of school? If I haven’t, then I apologize.

This is a fox. Born in South Korea Everland Zoo. Sept 2008.

More here here!

Thanks, Linda.

sweet | moses jesus

Yesterday Moses Jesus ate. This was so joyous because it was the first sign that he was getting better. Then today he ate again and I caught him basking under his light. I am overjoyed! I knew that if I ignored him long enough, he would come to his senses and get better.

And now that he is back, I’ve decided I love him again and don’t wish to give him away.

Happy Sunday.

monkey | love

I really love animals a lot. You can’t tell by the way I treat Moses Jesus but that is only because he is a fake animal. I can never tell what he wants or how he feels and so its hard for me to show him any love or effort. It’s a complicated relationship we have. Even more complicated is that I still have him. I guess maybe I’ll change his water tomorrow and if I’m in a good enough mood, I’ll feed him too.

its a | friday

it’s a beautiful day in nyc – the birds aren’t chirping or anything like that because pigeons don’t chirp but its very lovely. im not even sure if pigeons are birds. perhaps more accurately described as rats with wings. and our ratwinged pigeons are vicious. they care not about anyone and will fly straight up in your face like its their nest. do you know how embarrassing it is to be walking down the street and then have to duck because a pigeon is about to attack? if you don’t know how, then i’ll tell you – very.

please enjoy the happy puppy video. i relate to these lil guys because i often tilt my head in confusion. im like, huh? what? i don’t get it. and then i run around in circles and lick myself. although they didn’t lick themselves in the video. im just saying…

happy friday bitches. enjoy the weather.
<3

not | douchebaggy

This is a video of a pussy and a fox. I happen to think its very symbolic but I won’t get into it. Just enjoy the cuteness.

dirty | fuckers

so wordpress is mucho sophisticated and it lets you know traffic and all that geek shit i love so much. they tell you the keywords used in search engines to find you. im proud to announce that the winner keyword of today is “sex with dogs.”  i am proud i can service you today. maybe not as good as a dog but im pretty close.

in addition, id like to note that i am fully aware that the picture is of a cat and not a dog. to some, a hole is a hole is a hole.

please come back again.