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I’m always looking for new ways to keep track of how poor I am. Lucky for me, so are credit card companies. Introducing The Live Checking Card – a card that displays the total spending amount on the card after every purchase. Then it matches up with your bank account to see just how much you’ve over drafted. Or how much you haven’t overdrafted. Whatever.
These nifty coasters look like hands and comes with instructions for those who don’t get it.
Buy it here.
Marge Simpson is the original hot chick with a douche bag.
See her Playboy issue here here.
I used to be one of those people. You know, the grammar nazi who would correct you if you dared use the wrong there/their/they’re. This was ironic since I was the one that required a cheat sheet when working with Naomi at Clubplanet. She wrote the above down on a Post-It and I referred to it when writing articles. I loved it and used it daily when one day, I spilled my coffee on it. It’s a sad thing to lose your coffee and your grammar education in the same day. I have never fully recovered, which you would know if you read any of this shit. I’m excited for this new post-it. Whoray for good grammar!
Want your own? Hear you go.
I loathe the advertising industry. I heart this video.
It is only natural that the iPhone would be used as drug paraphernalia since it doesn’t actually work as a phone.
What I really want to be for Halloween is myself circa 2000. All I would need is some super-long acrylic tips with french manicure, acne and bad clothes. Unfortunately I’m too vain for such literal flashbacks and will likely go as myself circa never – i.e. a slutty Sally Ride. I guess just maybe half of never.
When I first saw this, I thought it was an “oh shit! I shit in your bathroom and clogged the toilet” kit. I figured it would contain a list of excuses, a blowup plunger and maybe some air freshener. Upon further inspection, I saw that it was nothing of that sort. It was more like an “oh shit! I’m a whore and need sunglasses and some mouth wash ASAP.”
I dig it.
Get it here.
What about Synagogue?