ipad humor

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live checking hards

I’m always looking for new ways to keep track of how poor I am. Lucky for me, so are credit card companies. Introducing The Live Checking Card – a card that displays the total spending amount on the card after every purchase. Then it matches up with your bank account to see just how much you’ve over drafted. Or how much you haven’t overdrafted. Whatever.

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some ipad humor

Source The Daily What

WTF of the day: choir boy candle holders

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wood | respecters

These nifty coasters look like hands and comes with instructions for those who don’t get it.

Buy it here.

spread your legs

They just don’t make em like that anymore.

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local | commercials

I’m pretty sure I want a mobile home now.

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naked | marge

Marge Simpson is the original hot chick with a douche bag.

See her Playboy issue here here.

beyonce: black | white?

Source: Photoshopdisasters.com

grammar | nazi

I used to be one of those people. You know, the grammar nazi who would correct you if you dared use the wrong there/their/they’re. This was ironic since I was the one that required a cheat sheet when working with Naomi at Clubplanet. She wrote the above down on a Post-It and I referred to it when writing articles. I loved it and used it daily when one day, I spilled my coffee on it. It’s a sad thing to lose your coffee and your grammar education in the same day. I have never fully recovered, which you would know if you read any of this shit. I’m excited for this new post-it. Whoray for good grammar!

Want your own? Hear you go.

nyc advertising | takeover

I loathe the advertising industry. I heart this video.

gamers | love

my dream | computer

From here.

scary | stuff

It took me a while to see it…

From Awkwardfamilyphotos.com

picture of | the day

Hugh Jackman turning into Wolverine OR…. not.

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i | coke

It is only natural that the iPhone would be used as drug paraphernalia since it doesn’t actually work as a phone.

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halloween | costumes

What I really want to be for Halloween is myself circa 2000. All I would need is some super-long acrylic tips with french manicure, acne and bad clothes. Unfortunately I’m too vain for such literal flashbacks and will likely go as myself circa never – i.e. a slutty Sally Ride. I guess just maybe half of never.

Click here for your very own slutty costume! But click here if you want to be the fat lady with the dog stuck in her ass.

oh shit! | kits

When I first saw this, I thought it was an “oh shit! I shit in your bathroom and clogged the toilet” kit. I figured it would contain a list of excuses, a blowup plunger and maybe some air freshener. Upon further inspection, I saw that it was nothing of that sort. It was more like an “oh shit! I’m a whore and need sunglasses and some mouth wash ASAP.”

I dig it.

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tea | bagging

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oh | god!

What about Synagogue?