The very last one is highlarious. No really. HIGHLARIOUS.
I’ve been fooled twice today because obviously I’m a fool. My friend updated her FB status with “I got my wish and am traveling the world on Monday!” And I was like, really? And she was like, no, not really. APRIL FOOLS! and I was like, oh. Right. Okay. Is this shit going to last all day?? I assure you I don’t have the energy or will to fool anyone with anything and so whatever you read here today will be true. I think.
this is fucking highlarious. thank you so much dear friend for letting me laugh on a thursday.